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Are Muslims Wild, Weird, and Wicked? By Don Boys, July 18, 2012

The Egyptian government, dominated by Muslims, has proposed a law permitting a husband to have sex with his wife’s corpse for up to six hours after her demise. It is called the “Farewell Intercourse” law. Hey, don’t look at me like that! I don’t explain them; I only report them (with a comment or two).

Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said in May 2011, that marriage “remains valid even after death.” The feminists won’t have cause to scream discrimination since he added, that “women have the right to have sex with her dead husband” when he is stone cold. Not too sure that can happen, but you know those Muslims can do about anything. (Should women consider that reciprocity or ridiculous or repulsive?) Yeah, I know it is crazy but so is the world. Muslims can’t eat ham but they can have sex with a spouse’s corpse! Only in Arabia and coming to America!

A few days after the Muslim Brotherhood’s Muhammad Morsi became president of Egypt, the first sex-slave marriage in recent years took place. Abd al-Rauf Awn, who identified himself as an Islamic scholar and an expert on Islamic jurisprudence appeared on television and justified his “marriage” because Mohammed advocated it in the Koran. Earlier, Egyptian Sheikh Huwaini, remembering the good old days, said he had the right to “go to the [slave] market and pick whichever female I desire and buy her.” Ain’t the Arab Spring wonderful!

Sue, everyone has a right to whatever religion he wants, but sane people have a right to wonder and ask about the wisdom of signing on to such nonsense.

A Muslim man can marry a female whatever her age if her father agrees. Mohammed married Aisha when she was six (and still playing with dolls) and consummated the marriage when she was nine as many Muslim sources confirm. What do all non-Muslim nations call that practice? I’ll help you: the word starts with P and stands for pedophilia or perversion and in the US would result in prosecution followed by prison. At least as of now.

It is reported in Islamic literature that Mohammed had sex with EACH of his many wives and concubines every day–before morning prayers! When one of his wives forgot her “appointment” and visited her father, Mohammed did the next best thing and crawled into bed with his slave girl. That almost caused harem-sacrum in his harem. He also took his son’s wife to be his own, resulting in a storm of criticism since it was considered incest even by barbarians.

Mohammed conjured up the idea of a “temporary marriage” for the purpose of sex. The contract (I mistakenly typed “contact” but that would also work.) usually lasted 15 minutes.

Mohammed had a rather demanding view of sex and he commanded “The woman should never refuse her husband even on the saddle of a horse” or another version says, “on the top of a burning oven.” Muslim women are not known for being firecrackers in bed, but even I think he was demanding too much. It puts a new meaning on the 1896 minstrel song, “We’ll have a hot time in the old town tonight.”

In Islam, women are mere creatures or objects mainly to be “used” in the bedroom and kitchen. A husband is given permission to beat his wife if she disobeys him. In fact, Islamic television shows men how to beat their wives for best results.

Muslims are not supposed to eat tomatoes since they are “Christian,” because Muslims see a “cross” inside each tomato so that amounts to “praising the cross” not Allah! Of course, if Muslims don’t buy tomatoes, then the price will go down and non-Muslims will get them for less money.

Muslims are taught that they will be protected from poison if they eat seven dates every morning; however, that doesn’t always work since Mohammed died from poisoning with a curse on his lips for Christians and Jews. Muslims claim that a Jew poisoned him in retaliation for his killing her husband, sons and brothers. (The “kind and compassionate” Mohammed killed her after her confession of serving him poisoned meat.) He died three healthy years later. I think Aisha poisoned him. Everyone admits she had some problems with the old dude especially after he accused her of adultery. Why would any sane man have a woman cook his meals realizing she knew he had killed her family?

Muslims are told to drink a cocktail of milk and camel urine and it is praised as being very healthy. (I assume it is available in the health food stores in old Arabia.) Mohammed seemed to have a thing about urine since he gave commands that no Muslim should urinate or defecate facing Mecca! And never, never use the right hand.

It seems the poor females in Islamic nations are constantly “slapped around.” Mohammed said “Three things can interrupt prayers if they pass in front of someone praying: a black dog, a woman and an ass.” Mohammed taught that a woman’s testimony in court is only worth half that of any man because “of the deficiency of a woman’s mind.” Did I mention that he was poisoned by a female?

It gets more insane and bizarre as Muslim’s believe that Satan pees in the ears of all Muslims who don’t get up for morning prayers or if they sleep during a mosque service! We are also told on the best authority that Satan sleeps in the upper nose of Muslims!

But I have good news for Muslims, straight from Mohammed: If a Muslim passes wind during mosque services, the angels will ask Allah to forgive him. Oh yes, “kind and compassionate” Allah.

Do intelligent Muslims really believe such poppycock? They declare that they do and yes they have a right (in the free world) to believe such wild, weird, and wicked things; however, people living in Islamic nations don’t have the right to make religious decisions. Muslims demand everyone be tolerant of their weird beliefs but they show no tolerance to others.

Muslims are defending a castle in ruins.

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Copyright 2012, Don Boys, Ph.D.


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